Tomorrow we play the Danes in the Europa League, and one of their players in is the media allegedly saying we’re “the enemy” and he’s going to be looking to beat us for his fans at Ibrox.

What kind of talk is this? Is it really from a European opponent’s centre-back? Or is this an example of media manipulation and twisting someone’s words? Astonishingly, no. This is a real quote. And I have to ask; “what is it with some of these people? What planet do they live on? What parallel universe are they beaming in from?”

You know when I saw the headline in The Herald this morning, courtesy of Graeme McGarry—yes, that Graeme McGarry, who’s already featured on this site once today—my first thought was: surely not.

The headline? “Kevin Mbabu to do it for Rangers against ‘enemy’ Celtic.”

Here’s the thing. I had no idea who that was. I had to look him up.

And when I did, I laughed. Because do you know how many games he played in an Ibrox shirt? Zero. None. Nada. Nil. Newcastle sent him up here on loan for a short spell. He’s one of the Ashley players. He never...