One hundred days. That is the length of time that has elapsed since Tottenham last won a Premier League match. For context, that is longer than most continental European summer breaks. Longer than the entirety of someone’s holiday entitlement in most office jobs. And yet, here we are, with Spurs still waiting for three points.

One hundred days is 2,400 hours, 144,000 minutes, or approximately 8.64 million seconds of Spurs footballing misery. That is a lot of time to contemplate what exactly has gone wrong.

Today marks 100 days since Tottenham last won a Premier League match. ◎ 0-0 vs. Brentford◎ 1-1 vs. Sunderland◎ 3-2 vs. Bournemouth◎ 1-2 vs. West Ham◎ 2-2 vs. Burnley◎ 2-2 vs. Man City◎ 2-0 vs. Man Utd◎ 1-2 vs. Newcastle◎ 1-4 vs. Arsenal◎ 2-1 vs. Fulham

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To put matters into perspective, when Spurs last won a league match, an average Premier League team would have gone on a winning streak, collected silverware, and probably qualified for Europe. Instead, Tottenham have managed to draw five and lose eight of thirteen league games since the new year began.

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