Morning folks – happy Saturday n all that Jazz.

Well, probs not for poor ol’ Viktor Gyokeres, whose Sweden side were beaten 2-0 by a Granit Xhaka-fuelled SWitzerland side at home yesterday evening. I had a little look on Sofascore at how he got on and they rated him as a 7.2, so he can’t have been that bad, especially when £125million Alexander Isak dropped a 6.5 in proceedings. I am doing that right, aren’t I? Because whenever Nico Pepe was mentioned in the press it was “£72million Nicoholas Pepe”, so we’re applying the same rules to the guy who is the most expensive signing in Premier League history. Let that price tag be a millstone around his neck. Hopefully.

But back to Big Vik, who looks to have had a Big Vik kind of game; made 33 touches in total, made a couple of dribbles, a couple of key passes, created one big chance, won half of his ground duels and half of his aerial duels. He lost possession nine times, was fouled on three occasions and had a couple of shots. By looking at some of the numbers it very much looks like it was Switzerland’s night,...